riceslut: I GOOGLED EGG PHOBIA AND
thats-slightly-raven: My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEyard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit.
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
rneerkat: automaticprocess: rneerkat: how to flirt with attractive people: stare at them awkwardly. once eye contact is made look away as soon as possible. repeat Fern, this is your A game. This is how you got all them ladies right? why are u talking to plants
queendread: I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel. Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there...
cecefredzilla: snaketeen: there’s a thin line between word and world get out
tvvink: *shouts at you* initiate the conversation because i never will
i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me
I always wonder why people worry about me. I don’t have feelings to get hurt and I don’t have a heart to break, so no one has to worry about me, okay?
buttlid: wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn i read that wrong and thought “how the fuck can a movie eat popcorn”
cosmic-vomit: So, if you tune Taylor Swift down...
-annoying: mirror mirror on the wall what the fuck am i doing with my life
jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it
temporarily falling in love with the boy who sat in front of you on public transport
lampsarepeopletoo: i wish i had an anti-crush shield so anytime someone really cute with a nice personality walks by it’ll be like SCHING and my infatuation with them will be turned into biofuel
jacklullaby: jacklullaby: unfollower: men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS” I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
broadway-phan: fact-and-fricti0n: The fact that some people would much rather commit suicide than go to school leads me to believe that something isn’t right This deserves more notes.